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Best Omegle Roleplay Ever

• You're watching two strangers discuss your question on Omegle!
• Question to discuss: Roleplay. Make it entertaining. Go.
• Stranger 1: I am level 72 knight. I use gigaslash and deal 672 damage. Your turn.
• Stranger 2: I'm a level 63 ashtray.
• Stranger 1: lol
• Stranger 2: I use ashspit, 17 damage, 3 damage overtime per second.
• Stranger 2: Your turn.
• Stranger 1: I activate my special ability holy armor and recover from the damage. I attack for 312 damage.
• Stranger 1: Your turn.
• Stranger 2: Your attack misses due to ashspit covering your sight.
• Stranger 2: I use fresh cigarette to replentish all health. 5 minutes sleep time.
• Stranger 2: Your turn.
• Stranger 1: I use eye drops to get rid of ashspit. Switch weapons from sword to lance. Your turn.
• Stranger 2: Still sleeping, I get my faster-smoker-dude to shorten the sleep time by 2 minutes.
• Stranger 2: Your turn.
• Stranger 1: I attack with piercing blow for 557 damage. Your turn.
• Stranger 2: My limbs are broken. Still Sleeping. Your turn.
• Stranger 1: I use focus strength to double my attack power. Your turn.
• Stranger 2: Wake up. I use Kame-Hame-Ha and deal 1,338 energy damage. Your turn.
• Stranger 1: I recover health using holy armor. I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode. Your turn.
• Stranger 2: I get out of my pokeball. Summoning smoking Pikachu, level 4. Your turn.
• Stranger 1: I attack for 731 damage. Blue Eyes White Dragon attacks for 300 damage. Your turn.
• Stranger 2: Pikachu dies in a blood-flesh-explosion. I eat pikachu, or what's left of it, and recover 9 health. Your turn.
• Stranger 1: I activate the spell card polymerization and fuse Blue Eyes White Dragon with two other Blue eyes White Dragons to form Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. Your turn.
• Stranger 2: I'm impressed by the Blue eyed Dragon White thing and crack into small pieces. My journey ends.
• Stranger 1: I gain 3000 experience and 200 Gold. I level up to level 73.
• Stranger 1: I bury your body and congratulate you for a good fight.
• Stranger 2: I rage-quit the game, and 7 minutes later create a new ashtray. May your journeys bring you peace, Knight.
• Stranger 1: You too, ashtray.
• Stranger 2 has disconnected

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thelilnan:

oh this movie is going to made of the sexy.

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heat-rises:

Oh my God. This was my childhood. Oh, the memories :’)

Brings back happy times :„,)

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